Has anyone actually witnessed a Zebra Crossing? If so could you describe it for those of us who have not?

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Answer: Yes. Watched as a Zebra got off a number 46 bus around five thirty one afternoon. Amazed at this creature wearing a bowler hat and carrying a briefcase I folowed him to a nearby public lavatory just to see how he would manage using the urinals, what with him having hooves and all. Much to my chagrin he entered one of the cubicles. Perplexed, I hung around outside determined to ask this male Zebra just how he managed to hold down a job in the city and navigate the bus services when surely this was totally foreign to a beast more at home in the Serengetti. You can imagine my surprise when out came the Zebra now wearing a leopardskin dress, high heeled hooves and an Armani handbag! Let me tell you I will never forget THAT particular Zebra crossing! Yours etc................................

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