It just occurred to me that...New Zealand isn't very

Question: ...Shouldn't it be called..."New & Improved Zealand," now...? (I mean...come on, citizens of the "Down Under And To The Right...!" This is the 21st Century, you know...?!?)

Answer: You're right, we can't have everyone getting confused. "Old Zealand" is obviously not politically correct. How about, "New-ly Challenged Zealand." No, no. That sounds like Zealand is about to duel. We could just switch to the indigenous "Aotearoa." Then again, calling a nation "Long White Cloud" seems a bit frilly. Hmm. This is a pressing, *overwhelming* problem. We must organize an international convention at once!

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